The Musers

Jesse the Usher

Jesse ushered the hell out of the World Cup

Observation Deck

Hood rat stuff

Worst Day of the Year 2026

Junior Junes Craig Miller Man guides us through the worst day of 2026

Ribby Paultz

The return of the Ribby Paultz sports hotline

Public Restroom Talk

The Musers talk about public restrooms

Observation Deck

Landspeed records

Fake Jerry

Jerry Jones talks about training camp and Don Nelson to the Musers and Muffin

Pebble Beach Talk

Jub goes to Pebble Beach

Observation Deck

RIP Don Nelson

Dr. Vaginissimus

Dr. Vaginissimus returns to training camp

BBCC

Big Black Cowboys Computer 2026 - The Musers 8.7.2026

Observation Deck

Ebrake

Corby nabs 100 with no fanfare

Big Black Cowboys Computer 2026

All of the Big Black Cowboys Computer questions from 2026

Big Kev and Doocy

Gordo talks to Cowboys fan Big Kev and an anonymous Mike Doocy

Americas Team

Are the Cowboys really still America's team?

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moron dog, Bob vs Mia Hamm, sunsets

Julius Wood

A deep throat informant talks to Cowboys player man Julius Wood

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Overcussing at fine dining

Trykweze Bridges

Gordo talks to Cowboys player man Trykweze Bridges

5 Year Old Birthday Talk

Junior's daughter turns 5

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Walking in ventura

Skinlonnen Bros

The Skinlonnens show up to Cowboys training camp

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Drugs